Lift your mood, fresh jokes funny.
Was not Celia to wait for the morning… had Breakfast at night…
If before the wedding the phrase “humor me” ends with rough sex, then after—, scratch your back, Yes, here, Yes, under the scapula, and along the ridge…
— Well, son, that you cry ceased, — said the mother of a naughty son.
— I didn’t, I rest.
As my grandma used to say: “If the bag does not get five bottles of wine, shit it, not the purse”.
My mom’s phone a lot of three-second videos. The picture is usually different, the voice is always the same: “Oh, damn, that’s a video…”