Laughter prolongs life: funny jokes

Смех продлевает жизнь: веселые анекдоты

Lift your mood, fresh jokes funny.

1

Was not Celia to wait for the morning… had Breakfast at night…

2

If before the wedding the phrase “humor me” ends with rough sex, then after—, scratch your back, Yes, here, Yes, under the scapula, and along the ridge…

3

— Well, son, that you cry ceased, — said the mother of a naughty son.

— I didn’t, I rest.

As my grandma used to say: “If the bag does not get five bottles of wine, shit it, not the purse”.

4

My mom’s phone a lot of three-second videos. The picture is usually different, the voice is always the same: “Oh, damn, that’s a video…”

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