As in Russia, in the USA you can meet lots of typical events that lead to the horror of foreigners, and become a source of absurd legends and myths. For example, the love of Americans to everything that is fried to death in oil, the love of arms and national flag, as well as bacon everywhere and always. Of course, these things are not applicable to all, but nonetheless, thanks individuals the rest of the world can no longer see certain items and products differently.
Mobile phones. What can go wrong with this case? No. Unlikely.
Cheese. “With real cheese” — written on the package. What technology has come!
Toilet where in one visit require five bucks, and for a subscription for a day or ten. Wait. Five bucks at a time to pee?!
Wear normal clothes — it’s so UN-American.
Alphabetical order. To hell with the rest of the country, move, USA in the first place.
Ice cream. The first is called “Freedom”, the second “Peanut butter”. As it is symbolic, isn’t it?
As a person can be written on the face of all the senses at the same time?
Christmas in Texas, it should be.
Butter deep-fried. A piece of butter in batter, fried to death in oil. Seriously.
On the wagon is written: “On the road to success is not to cut the corner.” But at least he tried.
Something garish American? Please: grilled glazed doughnuts-burgers.
“Buy a diamond, get a Benelli shotgun as a gift.”
Policy. Here now very funny.
Lemonade with the taste of bacon and maple syrup. Probably, refreshes and invigorates.
The owner was not allowed to hang the flag on the front lawn. By hook or by crook.
The month first, then number, then year. Why in that order? Yes, just.
